Eat a Friend
Okay, McDonald’s, that’s strange advise, but whatever! If you’re hungry and in need of something nutritious, simply invite one of your buddies around for dinner. According to reports, the popular fast food company has gone from offering regular ol’ beef burgers to openly endorsing cannibalism. Perhaps the price of beef has simply risen recently. Do we really want to know what they’re putting in their burgers now? We don’t, that’s the answer.
Vandalism on a Snow Day
Many times, vandalism is absolutely innocuous and even endearing, like in this case. This act was most likely performed by a group of bored adolescents in a tiny Canadian town on a Friday night because what else is there to do after a heavy snowfall? Perhaps they just wanted to make these car owners happy. It would definitely work on us. But, being Canadians, they undoubtedly felt terrible about it afterwards and wrote apology notes for the drivers.