Give it a standing ovation
This small picture isn’t urging you to dry your hands with air, as you would in a typical public washroom. No, it’s telling you to clap if you want a bacon snack after you leave. Let us all take a moment to applaud bacon, because everyone and their granny adores it; it’s nature’s candy. That final element is completely false, but we believe it should be called nature’s candy.
Found in Japan
And here’s a brilliant Japanese vandal who scrawled “I understand” beneath a vandalism warning notice. It’s a simple approach to express yourself to the authorities. You have to admire first-world anarchists and their determination to defy authority. It’s admirable, and we wish we could think like that. However, for legal reasons, we cannot condone vandalism, and you should not go around doing so. You have been forewarned.