I Wanna Wish You a Merry Christmas
This act of vandalism is, of course, an amusing play on words inspired by José Feliciano’s popular Christmas single “Feliz Navidad.” Whoever authored this simply wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Unfortunately for whoever is leasing the property, no one can read the phone number to call if anyone wants to query about the lease, but let’s just ignore that and enjoy the Christmas spirit, okay?
I Wanna Wish You A Merry Christmas
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Johnny Depp seemed perplexed as to why the fragrance he’s posing for is called “sausage.” Don’t worry, Johnny; we’re perplexed by the scenario as well. There’s no reason to feel awful. He also just noticed a sausage dangling just in front of him, and he’s becoming hungry, so he’d appreciate it if you could just hand it to him so he may have a small piece, please and thank you.
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