The Thoughtful One
Nothing says “cheap” like a breakup letter written on a one-dollar note. Having your means of transportation taken away might just sting worse than the actual breakup. You can easily find another boyfriend, but a car is a bit harder to replace.
Jeff did not hold back with this explosive breakup. Well, at least Mary has her next bus fare sorted out, something she will need a lot of in the coming future, it would seem. Drive on, Jeff, and don’t look back!
Cleaned Out
The worst message you expect to find on the back of your truck is “clean me” written out in the dusty window. Dave could never have expected this upon returning to his vehicle after shopping.
We really admire how quickly and efficiently Nikki managed to clean him out, making sure that his money, children, and life in general were taken away from him. We hope the girlfriend was worth it, pal!