“Don’t Worry”
So, you just got dumped. Don’t worry though, because at least you did not get left for Sam! Trying to put a positive spin on a breakup is a bold move indeed, especially when it is something as insincere as a promise that a friend of yours will not be replacing you.
Dont Worry
The only thing worse than the situation is the spelling and grammar of the actual message, and that is saying something. Maybe Adam will choose a more bookish girlfriend if he ever decides to get back into the game.
Chris Bye-Bye
While many of the instigators in this list have shown an exceptional level of ingenuity, this person must be the most shamelessly unimaginative. Chris Brown has inspired many relations, but who knew he could do the opposite, too?
Chris Bye Bye
At least this guy spent some time looking for the perfect lyrics, which he evidently copied and pasted straight into a message, given that random words are capitalized in the way that the next line of the lyrics would.