Your Choice
This breakup method is like one of those “Choose Your Own Adventure” games where you can decide your character’s fate. The situation is that the person has already broken things off, with this humiliating “choice” just adding insult to injury.
Your Choice
The person being dumped probably wished that there was an extra option, “None of the above.” You don’t need to check any box here, as this is a brutal example of a trick question.
28 Days Later
That didn’t last long! Given how untidy the handwriting in this note is, we can only presume that this couple were quite young. We are not going to criticize the kid’s technique, as Delandren was more mature and classier than a lot of the adults on this list.
28 Days Later
We hope that Krystal gets to enjoy happier anniversaries from this point onward. Being dumped on this special day is particularly heartbreaking, but kids are quite resilient and puppy love is generally quite meaningless, anyway.