Trying Too Hard
We really hope that young Keenen took the lessons from this breakup to heart. Trying too hard to make someone you’re interested in laugh and playing the clown is a surefire way to chase anyone away.
Trying Too Hard
While Keenen is obviously just a kid, you are never too young to learn more about how to be charming. Just play it cool, Keenen, and leave the lame jokes out of the equation. You are better than that!
Did You Hear The News?
We have covered a wide range of alternative breakup methods, but finding out that you have been dumped in the classifieds section of the newspaper is a whole other level of uniqueness. This must be quite an old example – who even reads this stuff anymore, anyway?
Did You Hear The News
Well, at least Kevin can now take the time to read through the otherwise neglected Classifieds section. Who know, there may be someone looking for a new partner! The Classifieds section holds many weird and wonderful services.