Attention To Detail
This is one nitpicking breakup letter! While you might be shocked that anyone would keep such a detailed list of offenses, if you actually read through all of them, you would have a pretty clear picture as to why this breakup happened.
Attention To Detail
This is quite a bizarre but nevertheless concerning the number of red flags. It seems like this person could no longer stand to make this list any longer than it already was, thank goodness for that.
Fires Over Guys
We really hope that this letter was addressed to the fast-food franchise, and not five different men at once. We are going to go with the burger serving champions of late-night binging, and not a whole gang of lovers.
Fires Over Guys
If this is indeed a love pentagon (?) then we can’t really fault Madelyn for writing the most generic and straightforward letter imaginable. Writing five individual stories would be too much for anyone. Having to leave Five Guys (the burger joint) behind would also be intensely heartbreaking, to be honest.