Long Range Artillery
This case is just plain sad, and unfortunately an all too common occurrence. Being apart for so long, over a large distance, is the poison of too many relationships. The lack of physical contact can undo so many former passions.
Long Range Artillery
It takes an ironclad commitment and assurance that this person is your soul mate for a long-distance relationship to work, and even then, people can break even the most solemn of oaths. Try dating someone locally next time, Ricky.
Back At You
It seems like the green texter caught onto the white one’s little scheme, throwing it back in their face with impressive flair. You should try not to play games with the more cunning partners, it will never work out in your favor!
Back At You
Sadly, our quick-witted protagonist still got dumped, and no amount of quick thinking will save you from losing a partner who is well and truly done with you. We can’t fault their logic, however, or their sense of humor.