Don’t Shoot The Messenger II
Here we go again with the premature breakup informing, only this time, “BF’s BFF” for some reason was under the impression that the relationship in question had already ended. Poor girl, that all-capitalized reply with a hundred question marks and exclamation marks is pure panic.
Dont Shoot The Messenger II
If Derek had considered a change of mind, then his silly BFF had ruined any chance of patching things up. Well, that is what we presume anyway, as anyone who will happily discuss breaking up with you publicly should be left for good.
Smooth Operator
While we have seen some rather immature examples of failed adult relationships and their childish outcomes, we sincerely hope that this message was sent by a child. You would have to suffer from developmental issues to send someone something like this past the age of eighteen.
Smooth Operator
In any case, this forced removal to Dumpsville is a bitter pill to swallow. Or maybe it has a hidden sweet center, as being released from the clutches of this cringeworthy person is a blessing in disguise.