Hot Coffee
Careful with this note, you might just get burned! This is one unpalatable breakup letter. To be fair, few people can measure up to coffee’s incredible qualities. Still, you want to find someone who will make you feel like you just drank a delicious double shot espresso.
Hot Coffee
If your relationship has gone from a fine Columbian roast to a tin of instant coffee, then you want to consider ending things. Just make sure that you take inspiration from this coffee-themed shutdown.
Keyboard Killer
This person seemed to refuse to take a hint (or maybe even a clear explanation), and so the suffering partner had to literally spell things out for them. Rather than typing out a lengthy note, this person decided to go to town on the tool which does the typing in the first place.
Keyboard Killer
Being told that you are hated, and seeing that pricey engagement ring and house key thrown back at you is the definite way to cut someone off. But did you have to go and ruin a perfectly good keyboard? It is how we earn a living, after all!