He Had It Coming
If you ridicule your partner like this regularly, then you can expect that they will put you in your place in no time at all. We have to hand it to this magician in training, as the art of a good trick involves the perfect deception, i.e. pretending like this joker was ever amusing.
He Had It Coming
People really can disappear form your life as if by magic, so you had best make sure that you do not take them for granted like this guy did. Unless you want to experience a magic trick that you won’t ever forget.
Not Allowed
How brave do you have to be to prohibit someone from breaking up with you? Some partners can be horribly controlling, to the point where any attempt at distancing oneself form them can be quickly shut down.
Not Allowed
Some people need to be told in person that things aren’t going to work out. The easy way out of texting seems to not get through to some stubborn folks. It isn’t up to them, anyway, but you might want to try get your point across better next time.