The Perfect Playlist
It seems like people are getting more and more inventive with their breakup methods, with a Spotify playlist being one of the most inspiring ways to tell someone that it is over. Back in the day, people made mixtapes filled with romantic songs for their loved ones.
Now, you can convey an entire breakup message with your online music library. Wyatt will not be able to listen to Ed Sheeran, James Arthur, or Trey Songz for a long time to come. This also ruins the possibility of him licking his wounds with some sad breakup songs!
Help Me With This One
Making someone walk straight into a breakup is truly villainous. This person set their partner up for a seriously devastating dumping. Break up with someone, but for goodness sake, do not give them PTSD every time they hear a love poem!
Imagine sitting down and coming up with the most vicious way to end things? You must have been put through quite a lot to come up with such a sadistic dumping idea. It is a rather good poem, however, definitely suited for a Hallmark card.